Further Definitions
I’ve decided to come up with a new genre of stuff called “Further Definitions.” These are words that you already know the meaning of, but with the further explanation of the term. Let’s enjoy the first round of:
Further Definitions
Movie Commercial: It’s either so good, they won’t mention the plot. Or it’s so bad, they won’t mention the plot.
Buddy Movie: There’s a reason it’s called a “Buddy Movie.” Seriously, don’t take your girlfriend to see it.
Channels: Something that men insist on changing - often to the anger of women.
Flat Tires: Something that men insist on changing - often to the delight of women.
Coffee Barista: An underachiever who acts like he is superior to other people.
Gender Specific Terminology: Something that often offends women, except when being used to describe someone like a snobby coffee barista dude.
Romantic Comedy: A film that lacks actual comedy but has the nerve to use the term “comedy.” (And often ends in a stupid dance scene, usually at a wedding between the main characters. “Wow! I never saw that coming!”)
Computer Tech Guy: Someone who acts like he is truly shocked that you don’t understand what he just explained to you about your IP address and how you made it crash.
Professional Athlete: A sweaty guy who thinks he is the first guy to use the phrase “One game at a time,” during a post-game interview.
Expiration Date: Something college kids think is just a written double dog dare.
I hope these further definitions made you laugh. If not, I hope they made you so mad that you’ve come up with some better ones of your own to top me with in the comment box.